![]() ![]() “The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful.“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” -Chris Rock.“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” -David Sedaris.If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” -Erma Bombeck If you are a couple who breaks the wedding rules and likes to laugh and joke all the time, then these super funny quotes and sayings are the perfect things for you to include in your wedding speeches or even on your save the date cards. Not every couple wants mushy wedding speeches or a soppy toast, so if the newly-weds-to-be love a laugh, a funny wedding toast might be much more reflective of their personalities. “What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” -Ralph Waldo Emersonįunny Wedding Quotes Quotes about love and marriage tend to be very romantic and sometimes a bit soppy.“Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.” -Percy Bysshe Shelley.“If we look at the world with a love of life, the world will reveal its beauty to us.” -Daisaku Ikeda.“You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” -Unknown.“True love stories never have endings.” -Richard Bach.“You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had.” -Nicholas Sparks. ![]() A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are.” -Oscar WIlde “Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.” -Unknown.“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” -J.“Doubt thou the stars are fire Doubt that the sun doth move Doubt truth to be a liar But never doubt I love.” -William Shakespeare.“Oh the heart that has truly loved never forgets, But as truly loves on to the close.” -Thomas Moore.“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” -Albert Einstein.“Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” -Zelda Fitzgerald.“The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.” -William Lyon Phelps.“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.” -Mignon McLaughlin.“A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.” -Unknown.“And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.” -Elizabeth Young. ![]()
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